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The Tees

Observations you can wear. Commentary you can wash. Cynicism that fits true to size.

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The internet can't answer your questions, but we'll give it a shot

FAQ

What is the meaning of life?

There isn't one. But someone's been following your progress very closely, and they're extremely interested in how it ends.

Wear this while you wait

Is everything going to be OK?

Define "OK." Define "everything." Actually, don't.

Wear this and stop worrying

Why am I so tired?

Because you're spending eight hours a day in pointless, soul-crushing meetings pretending productivity is happening.

Wear this to your next meeting

What to watch?

Nothing. They're watching you. They've always been watching you.

Wear this to show you're on to them.

What do dreams mean?

Your brain trying to make sense of the day by mashing up your worst anxieties with that thing you forgot to do in 2009.

Wear this to your next therapy session

Why is the sky blue?

It's not. You're just seeing the color of everyone's collective sadness reflected back at you.

Wear this during your next existential crisis

Do animals have souls?

Yes. Inside every animal is a deep, empathetic consciousness connecting us to the universe. Or maybe just a man in a gorilla suit.

Wear this to show you know the truth

Can I get a discount for actually reading this far?

Yes. You've earned it. Use code FAQ at checkout for 10% off your first order.

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